01.20.07

From the Department of Shiny Things

Posted in art, good things, jewelrymaking, shiny at 9:10 pm by Hanne Blank

I’ve been working on a suite of items in advance of Valentine’s Day.  The whole suite is, as an homage to Frank Zappa, called “Broken Hearts are for Assholes.”

These are two of the pieces I like best so far.

These are called “Rebound,” and are made of plastic (the hearts), bone (the skulls), and sterling silver (everything else).

This is a single earring (intended to be worn that way), which could also probably be converted to be a pendant if the wearer wanted.  It’s called “Pirates Never Say Goodbye.”  It’s made of plastic, bone, silver, peridot, cultured pearls, and jade.

12.23.06

I’ve been busy.

Posted in art, jewelrymaking, shiny at 10:15 pm by Hanne Blank

Busy learning more about making shiny things, that is.  The pictures aren’t terrific (crap light, and crap photographer, namely me!) but anyhow…

Link to a large photo of a pendant whose name is “Jupiter Has Seven Moons, Or Is It Nine?”, which is made out of silver, glass, freshwater pearls, and variegated colours of spinel.

Under Doris' Pillow This is a bracelet and earrings set entitled “Under Doris’ Pillow.”

The Duchess' Faithful Patience And these earrings are called “The Duchess’ Fruitful Patience,” as you can see.

12.09.06

Blogging from the Bridge

Posted in Belovedary, domesticity, geek, good things, shiny, writing at 8:35 am by Hanne Blank

By rights, this entry should probably begin “Captain’s Log, Stardate such-and-such.” Why? Well, fortunately for all of us including him, it isn’t because I am channeling William Shatner. Rather it has to do with how I am writing this entry.

With a pen. On a plastic tablet. Just like Yeoman Rand, but not with that hair. I can’t rock that complicated a wig at 8 am on a Saturday.

The tablet is something called a Wacom Graphire tablet, and the pen is an induction stylus that goes with it, and both were an early Chanukah gift from my Belovedary, who reasoned that perhaps my RSl issues might be helped by my having alternate input devices for my computer, enabling me to vary my arm and hand movements more. So far so good, although I must note in the interest of full disclosure that it is now possible, should a person get a little manic about keeping a deathgrip on one’s stylus, to get writers’ cramp from using the computer.

I rather like handwriting into my computer, though. There’s something about it that profoundly satisfies my innermost Luddite. It is much slower than typing, partly because it is, and partly because the character recognition takes time, and then going through what you’ve written to make sure the character recognition was correct (varies, depending on your handwriting and on the vocabulary you use; it tends not to recognize unfamiliar words as well as familiar ones, etc.) takes more time. But there are some nice things about having it be slower: one thinks more, or at least I find that I do, while writing. It’s one of the things I like about using manual typewriters, too. They just slow you down a little bit.

In other news-you-can’t-probably-use, the bathroom entropy situation is significantly improved although not yet completely rectified. We were able to shower yesterday, though not without the adjunct of some duct-taped plastic sheeting over critical bits that have yet to be retiled. I can’t tell you how jolly it was to be able to take a shower without worrying that I was secretly soaking the (ugly, but you know, we’re not yet in a position to replace it, so not ready to ruin it) kitchen’s drop-ceiling, or worse, shortcircuiting the kitchen ceiling lights.

Still, I am superstitious and paranoid about things for a while when my house has gone crumbly on me, even after I fix things (we replaced our roof two years ago, almost, and I still run up to check that things aren’t leaking when it rains heavily, because we spent three grand on a rubber roof with a 20 year materials warranty and I’m paranoid), so I took a short shower, did not shave my legs, and then ran downstairs to the kitchen as soon as I was dry so I could check and make sure that nothing was leaking. Because you never know, it could be leaking secretly. Just to vex me.

10.18.06

Link Salad

Posted in culture, links, outrage, patriotism, politics, relationships, sexuality, shiny at 9:56 am by Hanne Blank

Did you know that next year, the laws will change to make it necessary to have a passport to go between the USA and various nearby countries (Canada, for one), for travel that formerly did not require a passport? NYT reports that “The State Department proposed creating a wallet-size passport that Americans could use to travel to Bermuda, Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean. The card, which would include radio frequency coding to link it to a database of biographical data and a photograph, would be used when a new rule goes into effect next year requiring a passport for travel to those countries.”

Righty-o, then. RFID for personal ID, incidentally, has been noted to be a source of significant problems including massive potential for privacy breaches. Security expert Bruce Schneier seems fairly satisfied with the encryption/protections the USDept of State is planning to implement in its RFID for passports (or what they have indicated they will be planning, at any rate), but if you’re not as sanguine as Bruce is maybe you wanna get the fullsize passport now.

Not, of course, that this’ll keep them from RFID’ing your passport when you have to get it renewed down the line, but perhaps it will keep you from being a guinea pig for the first-gen version. Again, if you care. Which you might or might not.

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Shrub’s megalomania took a giant step forward yesterday when in the first wholesale revision to NASA/space policy in ten years, he decided that all your space is belong to us.

(Yes, I know it’s “base,” not “space,” but that doesn’t work here, see?)

Quoth the WaPo, “President Bush has signed a new National Space Policy that rejects future arms-control agreements that might limit U.S. flexibility in space and asserts a right to deny access to space to anyone ‘hostile to U.S. interests.’ ” (Link) Well done to you, George, and while I don’t think you have to worry about Al Quaeda sending up a manned explorer any time soon, I wish you good luck keeping, say, China from launching spacecraft if they damn well want to.

Whadda maroon. Someone needs to sit him down and make him watch all of TOS Star Trek. Possibly Clockwork Orange-style. ‘Cause clearly a childhood of Tom Swift and His Gigantic Space Ray of Obliterational Righteousness ‘n’ Doom has gotten far too deep into what passes for his brain. (Or has he been reading those drecky books about life apres-Armageddon that I always see heaped on the remainder table at CostCo? I can’t tell any more. Clearly he is suffering some 2-D/3-D conflict of some sort, since he’s not dealing in the World As We Know It, but what the source of his 2-D delusions is I know not.) Surely Gene Roddenberry would not object to his work being used for conscientious reprogramming purposes.
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And as your reward for reading the depressing news links, go play with this: Altar-Ations, a lovely little bit of interactive media educational art that manages to be funny, insightful, and scathing all at the same time. Brava Juliet for pulling this together.

10.14.06

Crunch.

Posted in good things, shiny at 3:15 pm by Hanne Blank

There may be more pleasant ways to spend a crisp October morning than wandering down rows of apple trees choosing the loveliest ripest rightest apples to put into the bushel baskets in your wheelbarrow, looking out over gentle hills that are turning color in spots, occasionally taking bites out of a crisp, crunchy, juicy, cool, perfectly sweet-tart Pink Lady.

But probably not too much more so.

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